Scampi in her spot atop her scratching tower
My bro, Cam's, recliner, which I take over when I visit
My bro, Chris, slicing onion -- he is a Top Chef,
and THAT is a true story.
Scampi: Sleepus Interruptus
('Um, Toni, you wanna get that flash
outta my face? I don't have my false eyelashes on!
Otherwise, I'll have to shred you.')